Questions

Female co-worker #1: So my ob-gyn has been seeing all these young girls for their annuals this summer. She was amazed at how much sex they’re having. Like 2 to 3 times a day. She had to tell them they had to stop having intercourse for a month so the Pill could take effect, and they say, “What are we supposed to do all summer?” She was shocked.
Female co-worker #2: How old are these girls?
Female co-worker #1: She said they’re between 17 and 20 years old.
Female co-worker #2: Geez. Even if I had time to have sex 2 times a day, I’d have better things to do!
Female co-worker #1: Yeah, like clean up after my teenagers!

Motor Vehicle Building
Trenton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Not getting any either

Email: Let's welcome Joe Smith to the company. He will report to Bill Scott.
Copywriter #1: I find it distressing when I don't recognize the names of the supervisors. Are you sure Mr. Scott isn't really a robot?
Copywriter #2: Mr. Scott has been with this organization for at least three years. He is not a robot…or if he is, they did a damn good job making him look human.
Copywriter #3: Sounds like something a fembot would say.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Boss: You're not making up this crap about your grandmother dying, are you?
Analyst: No, do I have to prove it to you?

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Steve

Engineer #1: What is taking her so long?
Engineer #2: We're starving in here!
Engineer #1: Ya! Hasn't she ever heard of the Donner Party?!

Utah

Cube rat on phone: Do you have safety deposit boxes? (pause) And how big is your biggest one? (pause) 10 by 10? How deep are those? (pause) But…what's the third dimension? (pause) There is none? Um, okay, thanks anyway. Bye.

Washington, DC

Passenger: What time does the five o’clock bus leave?
Bus driver, sarcastically: I don’t know.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: Another bus driver

Account biller #1: Let me ask you something, what am I supposed to do with those claims the boss just gave me?
Account biller #2: Your job, perhaps?

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Cala

Customer: Why are you billing me for this stuff?
CSR: Did you make the purchases on your credit card statement?
Customer: Yes, but I already paid for them. I used my credit card.
CSR: Yes, but now you have to pay your credit card bill.
Customer: That’s stupid. Why would I pay for something twice?

4325 17th Avenue S.
Fargo, North Dakota

Customer: Why is your store so big?
Salesgirl: [Silence.]Customer: I’m an accountant — I notice these things.

Chocolate store
North Plainfield, New Jersey

Overheard by: Other Salesgirl

Distracted CSR: Thank you for calling, my name is Aaron*, how can you help us today?

Airport Road
Scottsbluff, Nebraska

Overheard by: snorting coffee