CSR: Yes, ma'm, that cellphone plan has unlimited minutes.
Customer: And how many minutes is that exactly?
Oklahoma
Overheard by: couldn't make this up
CSR: Yes, ma'm, that cellphone plan has unlimited minutes.
Customer: And how many minutes is that exactly?
Oklahoma
Overheard by: couldn't make this up
Social worker: I have no feelings about ferrets. No feelings at all.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: animal lover
Copy editor #1: Looks like it's grown to eight inches.
Copy editor #2: Eight inches? Eight inches is just too long.
Copy editor #1: I know, we'll have to cut something from it.
Copy editor #2, sighing: I'd hate to do it, but I just want it to fit in there.
Boulder Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Wincing
Daycare center worker on phone: I mean, we've got a sombrero. We can do that Mexican thing…whatever month it's in.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: George
Female coworker: I definitely didn't see a rodent in my bag.
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Coworker, talking about spam filter: I used to get penis all the time, now…not so much.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Librarian #1: I don't want to call my mother. She's just going to tell me that I need to lose weight.
Librarian #2: You are fine. You do not need to lose weight. As long as you can still walk without a cane, you don't need to lose weight. That's what I tell my doctor when he tells me to lose weight.
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Lady #1 in supply room: I gotta touch it, I just got touch it!
Lady #2 in supply room: I really need to touch it!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
IT guy, describing cyber-girlfriend: Yeah, I met her online. She works out a lot. She sent me some pictures, and she's definitely built like an outhouse.
Bartlesville, Oklahoma
Overheard by: My poop don't stink
