Employee: Is that you vibrating?
Supervisor: Yeah, I’m happy to see you.
1801 E. 9th Street
Cleveland, Ohio
Employee: Is that you vibrating?
Supervisor: Yeah, I’m happy to see you.
1801 E. 9th Street
Cleveland, Ohio
Jewish Co-worker: Yeah, my Grandpa owns a jewelry store,
Boss: Do you think there’s any connection to the fact that a lot of Jews are Jew-elers?
Jewish Co-worker: Uh, no…
Boss: Because if that was the case, they should start calling landscapers…ital-scapers.
Jewish Co-worker: Wow.
32100 Solon Road
Cleveland, Ohio
Coworker on phone: “C” as in “telephone”? Oh, “a” as in “telephone”…
Grandview, Ohio
Overheard by: Ty
Coworker on phone: 'A' as in 'telephone'? (pause) Oh, 'e' as in 'telephone.'
Grandview, Ohio
Girl stirring pasta : I have this weird thing where I won't eat it if it stinks.
Intern : That's what he said! Wooo!
Girl : No, that's not what he said. That's what I said and we're not talking about pussy!
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Neffanation
Teacher: Just pretend it's Russian and nail it.
Bowling Green, Ohio
Guy on phone: No, I'm not calling you. I'm not calling you right now. I'm e-mailing you. This is an e-mail, not a phone call.
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: Confused Puppy
Customer service: Thank you for calling, Mr. Smith, is the account holder your spouse?
Confused customer: No, she's my wife.
Columbus, Ohio
Boss: They're firing a warning shot over the left bow.
Dayton, Ohio
Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
