General manager: I told you to respect your boss. I didn’t tell you to obey her orders.
230 North College Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
General manager: I told you to respect your boss. I didn’t tell you to obey her orders.
230 North College Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Admin assistant: Don’t worry, I’m on top of Barry*.
Sales assistant: … What was that?
Admin assistant: I’m on top of… Shut up!
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Sports editor: I think you need to apologize for that.
Opinion editor: Okay, but you need to meet me halfway. I’m sorry for hitting you, but you need to apologize for existing.
5211 Old Charlotte Highway
Monroe, North Carolina
Angry suit: If you can’t get this done I’m gonna escalate it! I don’t know to whom, or how, but I’m gonna escalate it!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Good Luck With That
Office West Virginian: I need more samples! Does anyone know when Bill is making more samples?!
Office wise guy: Uh, Bill, maybe?
Office West Virginian: No, I already asked him and he doesn’t know.
W. Market Street
Greensboro, North Carolina
Contractor: I mean, I don't want to just jerk her off…
Cary, North Carolina
Office guy, yelling to another office: Hey, whatcha doin' in there?
Naïve girl: Putting my computer together.
Office guy: Are you on the floor?
Naïve girl: Yeah, why?
Office guy: On your knees? (starts laughing)
High Point, North Carolina
Female attorney to secretary: Even the three-ways are a pain in the butt.
Asheville, North Carolina
White guy: …it’s just off the hook indeed.
120 Morehead Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Coworker #1: Okay, if you're 60 years old, why are you still smoking pot?
Coworker #2: There's no age limit on letting the good times roll.
Raleigh, North Carolina
