North Carolina

Guy #1: Can I look down your pile? The pile under your desk?
Guy #2: Uh…
Guy #1: Wow, that came out wrong.

120 Morehead Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Maintenance worker: I'd rather owe a dead man 30 dollars.

Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Manager to another: Actually, 'due diligence' is for the unsuccessful.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Female coworker, about male coworker: He let me spray him before!

Raleigh, North Carolina

Manager: If I break your chair, then it's broken!

Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: Well…yeah

Leader of meeting to team members: Alright, team, let's keep working to get out of this backlog. The backlog is our baby and we need to get rid of it!

Raleigh, North Carolina

Male coworker: I've been an escort more times than I've realized.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Boss: I stuck this in your box.
Employee: You just stay out of my box!

Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: BWC

Sassy black sales rep: There is nothing attractive about Larry King!

Charlotte, North Carolina

Office guy #1: Are you making love to your coffee?
Office guy #2: Oh yeah, it moans for me!

Huntersville, North Carolina