Kid holding toy: If I don’t get this, I’m going to die.
Dad: You’re not getting anything today!
Kid: Do you want me to die? You want me to die! You’re killing me! You’re killing me!
University Mall
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Kid holding toy: If I don’t get this, I’m going to die.
Dad: You’re not getting anything today!
Kid: Do you want me to die? You want me to die! You’re killing me! You’re killing me!
University Mall
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Co-worker: If you could un-fuck this situation, I’d appreciate it.
120 Morehead Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Guy #1: Can I look down your pile? The pile under your desk?
Guy #2: Uh…
Guy #1: Wow, that came out wrong.
120 Morehead Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Maintenance worker: I'd rather owe a dead man 30 dollars.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Manager to another: Actually, 'due diligence' is for the unsuccessful.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Female coworker, about male coworker: He let me spray him before!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Manager: If I break your chair, then it's broken!
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: Well…yeah
Leader of meeting to team members: Alright, team, let's keep working to get out of this backlog. The backlog is our baby and we need to get rid of it!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Male coworker: I've been an escort more times than I've realized.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Boss: I stuck this in your box.
Employee: You just stay out of my box!
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: BWC
