Rocky IV Put Her into a Deep Depression for Weeks

Male peon: I’m confused… What ever happened to the dad on Good Times? Did he actually die?
Lady peon: I don’t think so, but I’m going to be really sad when Carl Weathers dies.

51st Street and Lexington Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on November 13, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, New York

Then at Least I'll Be Hung.

Head cashier: Suck my cock!
Cashier: I'm gonna hang you by your ovaries!

Lake Success, New York

Posted on November 12, 2015
Body Parts, Comebacks, Coworkers, Insults, New York, Threats, Violence

11AM Conference Call

Executive Woman: Yes, I understand…True dat. Er, I mean, we have also found that to be the case.

1123 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on November 10, 2015
Executives, General Idiocy, New York

I Once Did a Gin Marathon, Though.

Office worker: I ran 16 miles last night.
Rep: You ran 16 miles… I ran for 12 minutes. Does that count?
Office worker: I am training for a marathon. I came home at 10 pm last night and my knees were all bloody.
Rep: Oh, did you fall?
Office worker: Yeah, twice.
Rep: And you kept on running?
Office worker: Yeah.
Rep: The only thing coming out of my veins is booze!

Buffalo, New York

Posted on November 1, 2015
Accidents, Admins, Body Parts, New York, Physical Appearance, Substance Use & Abuse

Which Is Common Practice in the Bronx

Data entry thug: Your family has a practice, and the practice is to bend you over backwards and fuck you as hard as they can.

Bronx
New York City, New York

Overheard by: glad I'm not related

Posted on October 30, 2015
Default, Employees, Family, Insults, New York, Sexuality

This, for Example, Appears to be a Videotape from the Reagan Years

New mother: You would not believe all the stuff that keeps coming out of your body.

375 Hudson Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Posted on October 25, 2015
Body Parts, Family members, Health & Hygiene, New York, Places

4PM Coffee Break

Co-worker: I do find that when I wear my glasses I’m menaced by street hoodlums more.

176 Grand Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: Eli Mavros

Posted on October 25, 2015
Coworkers, New York, Physical Appearance, Threats, Violence

Peter Jennings is Already Spinning in His Grave

Network News Producer: Why do people live in trailers if they know a hurricane is likely to blow through?

CBS News
524 West 57th Street
New York, NY

Posted on October 15, 2015
General Idiocy, New York, Questions, Smart Bosses

9AM TGIF

Co-worker #1: Would it be wrong if we left to get breakfast?
Co-worker #2: Why would it be wrong?
Co-worker #1: Well, it’s only 9 o’clock.
Co-worker #2: So?
Co-worker #1: I don’t know. It seems like maybe we should wait a little bit.
Co-worker #2: No way! I’ve been here since 8:30. I’ve worked enough.
Co-worker #1: All right. Let’s go, then.
Co-worker #2: Hold on. I just painted my nails. Takes forever to dry.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY

Posted on October 13, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, New York, Questions, Time Management

What Else Do You Guys Want on the Pizza?

Coworker on phone: Scabies. (pause) No… Scabies. (pause, then louder) Scabies! (louder) S-c-a-b-i-e-s!!
(everyone in office looks at him)
Coworker, looking at coworkers and shaking head: Sorry, everyone!

Manhattan, New York

Posted on October 13, 2015
Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, New York, On the phone, Sexuality, Words