Cubicle girl: I do believe that while sneezing I strained my uterus.
Melville, New York
Cubicle girl: I do believe that while sneezing I strained my uterus.
Melville, New York
Office lady on phone: I'm your wife! You should know my birthday! (hangs up)
Manhattan, New York
Important European suit: It’s like feeding Ethiopians — there’s never going to be enough food.
Midtown
New York, New York
Overheard by: And I Thought I Was Offensive . . .
(in the restroom)
Man #1: You wanna shake it for me when I'm done?
Man #2: What would your wife think?
Man #1: As long as it's not a woman, she doesn't care.
9th Avenue
New York City, New York
Male engineer: Yeah, I've seen him around, in the hallways. Smoking out front.
Female engineer: He looks weird. Kind of like a really huge tall kid, kind of like a mongoose-camel hybrid.
Manhattan, New York
Banker lady: You know, Catherine Deneuve said, ‘At a certain point you have to decide between your ass and your face…’
9 West 57th Street
New York, New York
Coworker asking about wireless: I know absolutely nothing about wireless here; my computer is very wireful.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: ED
Woman: So I had sex with the older guy.
Man: What? When was that?
Woman: Like a couple weeks ago.
Man: I can’t believe you didn’t tell me! You didn’t even text me…you know, I e-mail you all my sex.
United Nations
New York, NY
Boss: So what’s the going rate for hiring midgets these days?
Boss: Yeah, I’m sure you can just fire up Google and type in “Midget to hire tri-state” and somthin’s gonna pop up.
12 East 46th Street
New York, NY
