Studio Manager: I loved the part when you were a lesbian.
New York City, New York
Studio Manager: I loved the part when you were a lesbian.
New York City, New York
Sales girl #1 to sales girl #2: Oh my God, you look so Teen Vogue today.
257 Park Avenue South
New York, New York
Overheard by: Corinna
Sales rep on phone with client: I am Cajun. Yes–that's right: I'm white trash French.
West Village
Manhattan, New York
Lawyer: I’m going to court. Hold down the fort, Ben.
Ben: OK, you got it.
Lawyer: Don’t let those Apaches in!
50 East 42nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: marco
Woman with shoes: But…you’re totally drunk.
Woman without shoes: I so want to get fired today.
633 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Cube girl: I am starving suddenly. Like, Albania-starving.
Cube guy: Are people starving in Albania?
Cube girl: The anorexic ones.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Client: We’d like the design to stand out. But in a really subtle way.
437 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Captain Obvious
Receptionist: How was Ireland?
Office manager: Actually, I was in Scotland.
Receptionist: That's not the same place?
Park Avenue
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Sammy Sanchez
Woman #1: I can’t just walk. I want a six pack.
Woman #2: Oh, I’ll never have a six pack. I’m round in the middle, and I got no back!
Man: What the hell?
Woman #2: It’s a rap song. Ain’t my fault you’ve got no culture.
460 West 34th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: ahhaha
