Male IT coworker to female IT coworker: You should not worry about my privates.
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lisa
Male IT coworker to female IT coworker: You should not worry about my privates.
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lisa
Dad: I swear, I am going to break her arm by the time she is two.
Mom: She is two.
Dad: Three, then.
Outback Steakhouse
Green Brook, New Jersey
Receptionist: Can I help you this morning?
Mom: Yes. I need a shot to keep my daughter from being a complete bitch.
Teen girl: Like they’ve invented that, Mom.
Chestnut Ridge Pediatrics
Woodcliffe Lake, New Jersey
Overheard by: Mothers Anonymous
Mail guy: Damn, you really want to get out of here.
Lawyer: Yes, like a bat out of hell.
Mail guy: Those are my sediments exactly.
212 Washington Street
Newark, New Jersey
Overheard by: Elaine Van DeLay
Cop: Pick me up a diet water.
Secretary: If they don’t have diet, is regular okay?
Police department
New Jersey
Old lady: Are they big ones?
Young lady: You only want big ones?
Old lady: That's all I ever do anymore.
Young lady: I'll find you a couple big ones.
Old lady: What's big to you?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Woman #1: Is Aaron* coming to your house during the holiday?
Woman #2: No, he’s going to Connecticut to spend the money his mother stole from his father.
Woman #1: Well, that’s not all bad.
Clothing store
Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey
Overheard by: Cashier
Employee #1: What time zone is Maine in?
Employee #2: It’s in our time zone.
Employee #1: OK, so what time is it there right now?
645 Papermill Road
Newark, New Jersey
Employee to another, after going through office fridge: Hey, you're making my nuts all smelly.
Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey
Elderly sales rep: I still have that yeast infection thing I've had for 30 years.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
