Boss lady: Who are we missing? Mario*?
(Mario* comes into conference room)
Manager: Aha! I thought I smelled ravioli!
Boss lady: Ignore him, he's drunk.
Manager: Yep, it's after noon!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Boss lady: Who are we missing? Mario*?
(Mario* comes into conference room)
Manager: Aha! I thought I smelled ravioli!
Boss lady: Ignore him, he's drunk.
Manager: Yep, it's after noon!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Office guy #1: Are you making love to your coffee?
Office guy #2: Oh yeah, it moans for me!
Huntersville, North Carolina
Coworker to another: Did you just eat that muffin-top?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Whitney
Female manager to male manager annoying her: So how does your coffee and Visine taste this morning?
Bakersfield, California
Legal secretary: What's the difference between a Crunch Bar and a Krackle?
Paralegal: I don't know. Maybe different companies make them?
Legal secretary: Yeah, probably.
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: Breaking off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar
Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
Cube rat to another, discussing lunch: I don't like the taste, so I just hurried up and swallowed it.
Voice over cubicle wall: That's what she said!
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Laughing in Alaska
Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Boss to underling: Logistically, the cheese is more complicated for us.
Prince Frederick, Maryland
Office girl #1: Is that soy milk?
Office girl #2: Yes, I'm allergic to cow's milk.
Office girl #1: Oh? Because of the caffeine?
Office Kitchen
London
England
Overheard by: LizD
