Employee #1: How’s your burger?
Asian manager, with messy burger: Good, but it’s hard to eat…
Employee #2: It would be harder to eat with chopsticks!
Boston, Massachusetts
Employee #1: How’s your burger?
Asian manager, with messy burger: Good, but it’s hard to eat…
Employee #2: It would be harder to eat with chopsticks!
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl to friend: Why don't we just give her one of my mom's old boob implants? She had a mastectomy and never had it fixed, so she just puts a sock in there, and has a drawer full of implant boobs we could use.
Amherst, Massachusetts
Boss to coworker: Mary, please start playing with this huge package.
Medfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: But that's MY package!
Boss: You close that deal yet?
Sales guy: No, but I just got a verbal faxed.
60 Main Street
Waltham, Massachusetts
Woman on cell in bathroom: I'm revitalizing my vagina.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Frustrated coworker: No! I didn't see the website error! I've been in a bubble! I've literally been in a bubble!
Needham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: it was a big bubble…
Male coworker #1 to male coworker #2: Hands up! No nipple action!
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Jefferson
Sales rep: No, she's back with her boyfriend, who's just a dick. Actually, not even interesting enough to be a dick. I mean, he works at Foot Locker.
West Bridgewater, Massachusetts
Employee #1: I was just printing that thing you asked for!
Employee #2: This isn’t what I asked for.
Employee #1: Yes, it is — it’s hotel information.
Employee #2: It is, but I asked you for information on a meeting.
Employee #1: Okay…
Employee #2: … And you printed hotel information.
Employee #1: Right.
Employee #2, sighing: Where is the meeting information?
Employee #1: Oh! The meeting! You should have just said that in the first place, silly!
Employee #2: I– Just forget it.
Employee #1: Okie dokie!
Waltham, Massachusetts
Manager to customer: At what point do you see this conversation getting any better for you?
10 Scotia Street
Boston, Massachusetts
