Massachusetts

Boss to coworker: Mary, please start playing with this huge package.

Medfield, Massachusetts

Overheard by: But that's MY package!

Boss: You close that deal yet?
Sales guy: No, but I just got a verbal faxed.

60 Main Street
Waltham, Massachusetts

Woman on cell in bathroom: I'm revitalizing my vagina.

Marlborough, Massachusetts

Frustrated coworker: No! I didn't see the website error! I've been in a bubble! I've literally been in a bubble!

Needham, Massachusetts

Overheard by: it was a big bubble…

Male coworker #1 to male coworker #2: Hands up! No nipple action!

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jefferson

Sales rep: No, she's back with her boyfriend, who's just a dick. Actually, not even interesting enough to be a dick. I mean, he works at Foot Locker.

West Bridgewater, Massachusetts

Employee #1: I was just printing that thing you asked for!
Employee #2: This isn’t what I asked for.
Employee #1: Yes, it is — it’s hotel information.
Employee #2: It is, but I asked you for information on a meeting.
Employee #1: Okay…
Employee #2: … And you printed hotel information.
Employee #1: Right.
Employee #2, sighing: Where is the meeting information?
Employee #1: Oh! The meeting! You should have just said that in the first place, silly!
Employee #2: I– Just forget it.
Employee #1: Okie dokie!

Waltham, Massachusetts

Manager to customer: At what point do you see this conversation getting any better for you?

10 Scotia Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Female coworker #1: If he is 5’6″ and I am 5’7″ then without heels we would be the same height.
Female coworker #2: Are you 5’7″ with heels?
Female coworker #1: No.

Framingham, Massachusetts

Telemarketing instructor #1, analyzing recorded call: Does heavy breathing count as “filler language”?
Telemarketing instructor #2: Not at this call center.

Boston, Massachusetts