Coworker #1: Did you have a good vacation?
Coworker #2: Of course! Is there any such thing as a bad vacation?
Coworker #3: Well, my friend fell off a train once… in Thailand.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jessie
Coworker #1: Did you have a good vacation?
Coworker #2: Of course! Is there any such thing as a bad vacation?
Coworker #3: Well, my friend fell off a train once… in Thailand.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jessie
Co-worker #1: What’s inside these things?
Co-worker #2: I don’t know, Chocolate, I think.
Co-worker #1: There better not be anything gross inside.
Co-worker #3: That’s why I don’t eat balls, because you never know what’s gonna come out of them.
117 Kendrick Street
Needham, Massachusetts
Office girl: Hey! I haven’t seen you in a while, how’ve you been?
Office guy: Oh, I guess you haven’t heard. Half my ear was bit off [turns to show bandaged ear].
Office girl: Oh my god, that’s awful! Human or animal?
Office guy: Human.
Boston, Massachusetts
Communications chick: I know it's kinda long, but I feel like it should be in there.
Canton, Massachusetts
Editor: You got a little insert action going on there?
Paginator: Yeah, you like it?
Editor: Oh yeah, I like it.
Paginator: What about this, you like this?
Editor: That’s great.
9 Long Pond Road
Plymouth, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Miss Persnicket
Sales rep answering phone: Sales department… Oh, hi… Really? Thank God, because I have been scratching down there all night!
Boston, Massachusetts
Worker bee: I was asleep! I don’t want to know how they were wiggling things around in my body!
333 South Street
Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
Co-worker #1: Did you know Tony in the German office is Oriental?
Co-worker #2: Asian.
Co-worker #1: What about Asians?
Co-worker #2: You don’t say “Oriental”…you say “Asian.”
Co-worker #1: Oh, that is so PC. Oriental is fine. I had an Oriental friend once and she didn’t mind it.
93 Worcester Street
Wellesley, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Scaught
Black coworker #1: So I'm trying to end the conversation and rush in my house! Did you think he saw them?
Blonde coworker #2: Of course he saw them! You got the jumbo box of Magnum condoms! Miss “I'm-going-to-save-the-environment, no-I-don't need-a-bag-for-my-inappropriate-groceries!”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: in the cube away from them!
Boss to another: Is there a polite way, when making a restaurant reservation, to ask for the waitress with the biggest knockers?
Boston, Massachusetts
