Customer: Can I touch this screen?
Employee: Well, you can touch it, but it's not a touch screen.
Verizon Store
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Jessica Vautard
Customer: Can I touch this screen?
Employee: Well, you can touch it, but it's not a touch screen.
Verizon Store
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Jessica Vautard
Female bank teller to male customer with an open beer between his knees: I sure would like to have what's between your legs!
Dawson Springs, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Coworker, yelling down hall: Hey, Diana*, did yours ooze?
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Trainer to another: Well, after she threw up on me, it made it hard for me to kiss her afterwards.
Kentucky
Girl to friend: When your thong and shorts are in competition, we have a problem.
Frankfort, Kentucky
Loan assistant, after hanging up the phone with loan officer: Well, he's not the sharpest light bulb in the drawer, is he?
Mount Vernon, Kentucky
Boss on phone, eating cashews: Excuse me, I had a handful of nuts in my hand and put them in my mouth.
Lady on the other end: That's okay.
Boss, with mouth full of cashews: No, it's not, I apologize pitifully.
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: He wasn't sorry
Girl over cubicle wall: Please check your e-mail!
Guy: Okay, what is it?
Girl: I sent you a blank e-mail. That's because I'm ignoring you.
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: cubical gopher
Loud cube neighbor on cell: Well, how in the hell did he escape if he was handcuffed?!
Frankfort, Kentucky
Overheard by: Coder Chick
Lady on cell coming out of elevator: I think it's just going to be a roll on, roll off kind of thing.
Fair Oaks Lane
Frankfort, Kentucky
