Redneck salesman #1: Don't you have a customer coming into the showroom?
Redneck salesman #2: I sure do, but if she's there when I walk in I'm gonna walk right by because I have got to take a shit.
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: crittle monkey
Redneck salesman #1: Don't you have a customer coming into the showroom?
Redneck salesman #2: I sure do, but if she's there when I walk in I'm gonna walk right by because I have got to take a shit.
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: crittle monkey
IT guy with thick Middle Eastern accent: No Phil*, they are Canadian, they don’t know what they are talking about anyway.
Sprint Headquarters
Overland Park, Kansas
Customer: What are all of those light switches for?
Store clerk, without looking up: For turning things on and off.
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: Chandra
Boss: You don’t need lubricants. That’s what diarrhea is for!
Kansas
Boss: Look, I don’t care if you use the loft, but if you get butt-ass freaky, just change the sheets.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Boss: Man, there were some fine cougars in there! I mean, this one woman — she had gray hair, but she was, like, hot! I mean, like Falcon Crest-hot!
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Sales guy: That guy wouldn’t be in a good mood even if you woke him up with porn and ice cream.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
FedEx man: There are a lot of you women hanging around the front desk today.
Vet tech: We’re all just waiting to fight over your package.
99th Street and Leavenworth Road
Kansas City, Kansas
Overheard by: Christina
Librarian: Don’t use a potato chip as a bookmark!
Library
Overland Park, Kansas
Overheard by: Manager Guy
