Woman on phone: He saw some pornography on the internet and went to school and touched some girl and got in a lot of trouble.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: your D.A.D.
Woman on phone: He saw some pornography on the internet and went to school and touched some girl and got in a lot of trouble.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: your D.A.D.
Fuddy duddy: Now, what website does one go to to “google” something?
Suwanee, Georgia
Middle-aged cube rat, surfing the internet: A dog has no business looking like a cow.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: killmei'mbored
Office guy #1: Did you get the e-mail?
Office guy #2: Which one?
Office guy #1: I don't know. Someone just asked me.
Stratford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Deek
Operator: See that subject line? How am I supposed to know that that means?
Perturbed developer: You can open it up and read the e-mail.
Operator: Then I'd have to open multiple e-mails.
Perturbed developer: Yes, you can do that. You can open multiple e-mails.
Campus Office
St. Louis, Missouri
Employee #1, scanning the New York Times online: There was an election party for Ahmadinejad last night.
Employee #2: Oh, did you go?
Manhattan, New York
Secretary: All of our customers who said they don't want our e-mails are getting them. And all of our customers who said they want them aren't getting them.
Boss: So, what's the problem?
New York City, New York
Frustrated coworker: No! I didn't see the website error! I've been in a bubble! I've literally been in a bubble!
Needham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: it was a big bubble…
Prehistoric employee: So your email address… is the com with one or two Ms?
Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Time to retire
Boss on speakerphone: Yes, I need the data charts for the presentation tomorrow, could you e-mail them to me electronically?
Employee: Electronically? Uhhhh, yes, I’ll do it right away.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Corporate stooge
