(director of sales and marketing flips off female programmer)
Female programmer: Don't even finger me!
(rampant laughter)
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Monkey
(director of sales and marketing flips off female programmer)
Female programmer: Don't even finger me!
(rampant laughter)
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Monkey
Executive assistant: So I'm going to a different lab this time, so I don't get the bitchy Nazi titty tech.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: grabbed mine and kept on walking
Manager of TV company: I like Val Kilmer but his rep can kiss both sides of my ass.
Burbank, California
Lesbian #1: You should get a Subaru. Come on…join the club.
Lesbian #2: I don't really want a Subaru.
Angry straight coworker: Don't get a Subaru. Dude, you people take everything! First you take the rainbow. Now Subarus! What the fuck?
Richmond, California
Overheard by: B $
Sales guy #1: He could be a tranny.
Sales guy #2: Dave*, you are a retard.
Sales guy #1: You don't know! He could be a tranny!
Bonner Springs, Kansas
IT guy #1: Christ, I'm retarded!
IT guy #2: I'm sure he's aware of that.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Teen to Latina: How do you say 'thumb in your ass' in Spanish?
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Amo
Angry customer on phone: Where are you located at?
CSR: Iowa.
Angry customer on phone: I outta come there and kick your ass!
Calm CSR: With all due respect sir, bring it. (hangs up)
Boyrum
Iowa City, Iowa
Overheard by: Cube Mate
Receptionist on phone: No, sir… No, but you can leave him a voice mail telling him how much you hate his guts. I hope you have a shitty day too, sir.
Fairfax, Virginia
Intern to girlfriend: Do you really have to be a slutty fire-lady?
Chigaco, Illinois
