Cafeteria worker: Urinating in the Caesar!
Harvard, Illinois
Overheard by: Dave
Cafeteria worker: Urinating in the Caesar!
Harvard, Illinois
Overheard by: Dave
Cubicle chick on phone with boyfriend: It's your wandy thingy…your wand isn't good. You need a new wand. (pause). No, I'm not going to eat that!
Carol Stream, Illinois
Boss: So I don't keep stroking you on this, how about Friday morning?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: am i still here?
Accounting woman: I am leaking.
Accounting manager: I heard you just went to the doctor.
Northbrook, Illinois
Overheard by: fishbones
Project manager: So what do you think the chances are that we will have a meeting giving us the status of what is up?
Admin: I'd say the odds are better that the girls' gymnastic team will win the 2006 Super Bowl.
Evanston, Illinois
Overheard by: teh aml
Department manager to two employees in their 9th month of pregnancies: I simply cannot allow you two to take maternity leave at the same time.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Lynn
Cube rat to another: How does love taste?
Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: A. Pincus
Office peon: If I moved out to Phoenix I'd probably need a motorcycle. Taking advantage of the weather and…women and stuff.
Decatur, Illinois
Overheard by: Kelli
Worker #1: So I spent most of the weekend in the bathroom.
Worker #2: Oh, partying too much?
Worker #1: No, problem with the other end.
Worker #2: Oh, sounds like someone had a case of faucet ass.
Northbrook, Illinois
Overheard by: Not suffering from it
