Dolphin Porn.

CFO: What are they going to use video equipment for?
Budget services director: Making porn.

River Forest, Illinois

Posted on March 19, 2009
Bosses, Financial Folk, Illinois, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

He's All Like, “Yo, Ho!”

Woman #1 (giggling): It says here he used to work for Cockrum. What the hell is that?
Woman #2: Maybe he was a gay bartender?
Woman #1: Or some kinda pirate.

Downers Grove, Illinois

Overheard by: I don't want to know

Posted on March 10, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Illinois, Names, Questions, Sexuality

And Now They're in a Sticky Situation

Manager: How can they spend this much on marketing?
Old partner: They certainly blew their whole load for the year.

Deerfield, Illinois

Overheard by: cube noob

Posted on February 10, 2009
Bosses, Illinois, Money, Questions, Sexuality

Which Old Wake? The Witch's Wake!

Cube rat: I went to the funnest wake last night.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on February 10, 2009
Death, Employees, Illinois, Weirdness

Should We Take a Personal Day?

Boss #1: You know grandpa died today.
(long pause)
Boss #2: From The Munsters?
(long pause)
Boss #1: Yep.

Danville, Illinois

Posted on February 2, 2009
Bosses, Death, Family, Illinois, TV, Weirdness

…And Then Tossing It!

Cafeteria worker: Urinating in the Caesar!

Harvard, Illinois

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on January 22, 2009
Employees, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Meals and Snacks, Weirdness

Unless You Want to Enter My Chamber of Secrets First

Cubicle chick on phone with boyfriend: It's your wandy thingy…your wand isn't good. You need a new wand. (pause). No, I'm not going to eat that!

Carol Stream, Illinois

Posted on January 20, 2009
Body Parts, Couples, Illinois, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Don't Wanna Have to Give You the Pink Slip

Boss: So I don't keep stroking you on this, how about Friday morning?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: am i still here?

Posted on January 19, 2009
Bosses, Illinois, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality

Yeah, He Set Off My Sprinklers

Accounting woman: I am leaking.
Accounting manager: I heard you just went to the doctor.

Northbrook, Illinois

Overheard by: fishbones

Posted on January 6, 2009
Bosses, Financial Folk, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Restroom

And It's 2008.

Project manager: So what do you think the chances are that we will have a meeting giving us the status of what is up?
Admin: I'd say the odds are better that the girls' gymnastic team will win the 2006 Super Bowl.

Evanston, Illinois

Overheard by: teh aml

Posted on December 17, 2008
Admins, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Illinois, Meetings, Questions, Sports