VP Sales: Don’t tell Human Resources I said this, okay, but these chocolates are gay.
5 W. Madison Street
Chicago, Illinois
VP Sales: Don’t tell Human Resources I said this, okay, but these chocolates are gay.
5 W. Madison Street
Chicago, Illinois
IT guy: Here, can you hold the microphone while he talks?
Account Manager: Sure. But can you tell me, what’s the sensitive part here? Is it just the tip? Or the whole head?
155 N. Pfingsten Road
Deerfield, Illinois
Co-worker: Noon it is. I’m driving. But I have no room for dolphins in my car. Well…I have the room, but I didn’t get the tank option.
1301 E. Algonquin Road
Schaumburg, Illinois
Supervisor #1: I am here to give you a hard time.
Supervisor #2: Take a number.
2 Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
Boss: I just don’t think that Gilligan’s Island was appropriate theme for the company picnic. Do they want us to think we are shipwrecked here?
2350 N. Kenmore Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Guy #1: Oh, that's sticky. Touch it.
Guy #2: I don't want to touch it. I just washed my hands.
Guy #1: Come on!
Guy #2, touches rubber stamp: Oh, that is sticky! Gross!
DePaul University
Chicago, Illinois
Office gossip to another: They can have their royal tea wedding and we'll have our pirate fun separately!
Naperville, Illinois
Program director: I'm going to see my OB next week, I haven't seen him in three years!
Male executive assistant: Is that your grandfather?
Program director: Yes.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Adrienne
Vice principal at Catholic high school: I'm really into sausage.
Aurora, Illinois
