And Don't Start With Me About Beam Lube

Female architect to male engineer: I don't care about the size of your beam, it's not going to fit in this space I have!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Office temp

Posted on July 31, 2021
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Employees, Engineers, Illinois, Sexuality

Doesn’t Explain Why Julia Roberts Looks Like That

Coworker #1: Have you ever seen “The Hills Have Eyes”?
Coworker #2: Nah, I don’t like horror movies about mutants.
Coworker #1: They’re not mutants. Okay, they like live in this town where the government did like nuclear testing and it…
Coworker #2: Turned them into mutants.
Coworker #1: Well I guess… Based on how you define mutant.
Coworker #2: Someone who is changed or ‘mutated’ by radioactive material… Mutant.
Coworker #1: Yeah? well they all lived in this town where they were doing testing.
Coworker #3: Oh yeah. I saw that one. It gets into the water supply and there’s like a big lawsuit!
Coworker #2: No dude, that’s “Erin Brockovich”
Coworker #3: Oh. Yeah.

E Golf Rd
Schaumburg, Illinois

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on July 18, 2021
Cinema, Coworkers, Default, Illinois, Names, Questions, Words

Those Who Can’t Do, Teach

Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I don’t think I am going to keep my realtor’s license.
Boss’s 80-year-old mom: Okay… Then what are you going to do?
Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I’ll become a sex therapist!

126 York Street
Elmhurst, Illinois

Overheard by: Joanie

Posted on June 19, 2021
Gossip, Illinois, Parents

I’d Give Anything to Be As Miserable As You

Broker #1: I’m getting a divorce.
Broker #2: No way, man. You’re lying.
Broker #1, sadly: I wouldn’t lie about that.
Broker #2: Oh, now, you’re just saying that to make me jealous.

30 South Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois