Secretary on phone: I don’t feel well…I don’t have to poop…I’m not going to throw up either.
3900 Bay City Road
Midland, Michigan
Secretary on phone: I don’t feel well…I don’t have to poop…I’m not going to throw up either.
3900 Bay City Road
Midland, Michigan
Woman #1: Mandy received her first Precious Moments figurine.
Woman #2: I hate Precious Moments. They steal your soul while you sleep, that's why their eyes are so big.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Worker: I need to go home and brush my teeth. My mouth tastes like Mexican people.
401 North Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Adjuster #1: What are you putting over there?
Adjuster #2: A legal bill.
Adjuster #1: Well, it won’t get paid till Tuesday.
Assistant: Why won’t it get paid till Tuesday?
Adjuster #1: What the crap? You’re here today?
2550 Northwinds Parkway
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: David Tilley
A customer is on speakerphone.
Customer: Which one is the spacebar?
Co-worker: How can you not know where the spacebar is?
Customer: I’m not good with computers.
Co-worker: But you’ve used a typewriter before, haven’t you?
Customer: Yeah, so?
460 Hillside Avenue
Needham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: S. Griffin
Male employee to female employee: It’s like you’re stuck in a really bad version of The Devil Wears Prada, except this time the devil wears Lane Bryant stretch pants…
75 Hawthorne Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: At Least I Wear H&M…
Chief technology officer: Can’t we find someone else to do it?!
495 Circle 85
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Lizerati
Writer: It sounds like my worst nightmare. Isn’t it just Samuel L. Jackson yelling at people for two hours? Nope, I’m not seeing that.
2001 Lind Avenue SW
Renton, Washington
VP Research: The client would like us to find a creative way to solve the problem.
Field Manager: I am tired of looking for the solution to this problem; let’s start looking for someone to blame instead…
85 E Street
South Portland, Maine
Overheard by: brian brinegar
Fashionista: We live in the dumbest world on the planet.
1212 6th Avenue
New York, New York
