Georgia

Co-worker on phone: What is TFC? Is it like KFC? What are they doing?Chicken?

6000 Windward Parkway
Alpharetta, Georgia

Co-worker #1: What did you bring for lunch today?
Co-worker #2: Leftover Indian food from last night.
Co-worker #1: Indian food, huh? Never had it. Is it good?
Co-worker #2: It’s great. This type is vegetarian.
Co-worker #1: Vegetarian? I thought Indians eat buffalo.

6035 Peachtree Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Keith Canseco

Co-worker #1: [Sneeze] Co-worker #2: Bless you
Co-worker #1: Thank you. [Sneeze] Co-worker #2: Bless you
Co-worker #1: Thank you. [Sneeze] Co-worker #2: Stop that!
Co-worker #1: Thank you.

1065 Williams Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Pregnant manager: Are those peanut butter eggs, or just chocolate eggs?
Account exec: They're some of each. But we're not telling you which is which.
Pregnant manager: That's okay. I'll just eat them all.

Augusta, Georgia

Cafeteria lady: Man, I gotta teach that girl some phone etiquacy…she is so ghetto!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: excited to learn a new word

Manager #1 to manager #2: I’m talking about sloppy joes and you’re talking about sucking toes.

Cordele, Georgia

Overheard by: Marisa Griggs

Project manager: Can you look over a doc for me?
Engineer #1: Not right now. I'm reading about bestiality.
Engineer #2: What? Dude… Share the link!
Engineers #3 and #4: Yeah!

Alpharetta, Georgia

Editor to writer: Do you want to talk about your cover story submission?
Writer: Not really.
Editor: Well, there are a couple of techniques we could use to improve it.
Writer: Is one of them leaving it the hell alone?

Augusta, Georgia

Transportation associate #1: Hey John, are you doing Karen today, or is Mark?
Transportation associate #2: Mark is.
Transportation associate #1: But he's not in his office.
Transportation associate #2: He must be doing it somewhere else, then.

Parkway, Atlanta

CSR, about music video: When you watch the video you'll see two chicks making out. I'm to the left of them.

Atlanta, Georgia