Co-Worker: Okay, on the spreadsheet we need the city and postal codes for all of your employees in the Netherlands.
Client: Uh, there’s none on file. We just send to “the Netherlands.”
3600 Mansell Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: jenny from the block
Boss: Why do you have a new BlackBerry?
Salesperson: Because I am awesome.
Boss: You don't even know how to use it, do you?
Salesperson: Uh… No.
Augusta, Georgia
Suburban housewife: So, then she explained to me what a Brazilian wax was, and I was like, ‘I don’t know…’
Salon
Dunwoody, Georgia
Overheard by: Ang
Coworker returning from restroom: There's joy in the men's room.
Macon, Georgia
Coworker, to overly bright and happy coworker at 8 am: You need a root canal.
Dalton, Georgia
Sales guy to another: That Willy Wonka is a pretty good guy.
Dalton, Georgia
QA Manager: Who hard-coded loss of revenue into our product?
5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia
Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: [Blank stare.]Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: [Slight smirk.]Coworker #1: What is it?
Coworker #2, smiling: Are you with child?
Coworker #1, growling: No!
Coworker #2: [Turns and quickly walks back to her office.]
600 Peachtree Street Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: cant believe she said it
Woman on phone: I really wanna get you off tonight. [Pause] No, I mean call your manager and see if they need you to come in! Shut up, stop laughing!
Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: sneaky pete
