Coworker, to overly bright and happy coworker at 8 am: You need a root canal.
Dalton, Georgia
Coworker, to overly bright and happy coworker at 8 am: You need a root canal.
Dalton, Georgia
Sales guy to another: That Willy Wonka is a pretty good guy.
Dalton, Georgia
QA Manager: Who hard-coded loss of revenue into our product?
5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia
Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: [Blank stare.]Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: [Slight smirk.]Coworker #1: What is it?
Coworker #2, smiling: Are you with child?
Coworker #1, growling: No!
Coworker #2: [Turns and quickly walks back to her office.]
600 Peachtree Street Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: cant believe she said it
Woman on phone: I really wanna get you off tonight. [Pause] No, I mean call your manager and see if they need you to come in! Shut up, stop laughing!
Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: sneaky pete
Bank customer service rep, about landscapers outside: Those guys are blowing again? That's twice in one day!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: that IS what she said.
Project manager: I doubt they can make a rubber big enough for me to get in there and do my job.
Atlanta, Georgia
Co-worker #1: How did she end up one of the bosses?
Co-worker #2: She’s one of those people that keep getting promoted because she’s completely incompetant and has no sense of humor.
25 Brooklyn Avenue
Forsyth, Georgia
Meeting Attendee #1: When’s a good time to schedule the meeting with [Gary]?
Meeting Attendee #2: Well, he will be back from his heart attack next week.
2964 Peachtree Road NW
Atlanta, Georgia
