Coworker #1: I paid $700 for it back in the mid-seventies.
Coworker #2: Wow…what was $700 worth back then?
Coworker #1: $700.
1932 Wynnton Road
Columbus, Georgia
Coworker #1: I paid $700 for it back in the mid-seventies.
Coworker #2: Wow…what was $700 worth back then?
Coworker #1: $700.
1932 Wynnton Road
Columbus, Georgia
Guy in suit: Hey man, I heard you got promoted?
Guy in lab coat: Yep. I’m pretty much all herpes now.
Guy in suit: Excellent.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
1600 Clifton Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Benay Tegoo
Office girl: Ha-ha! Mine's bigger than yours! I win!
Male boss: You wish it was bigger. Nothing can beat this.
Dalton, Georgia
Office worker #1: Do we need to talk about how to handle a psychiatric emergency with her?
Office worker #2: If it happens, I'm shutting my door on her crazy ass.
Atlanta, Georgia
Leader of conference call: Sorry, please forgive me as I shove something with protein in my mouth…
Coworker, off the call: That's what she said!
Atlanta, Georgia
Cube rat to another: I don't want to play your stupid game, I just want the purple monkey!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Sales guy to another: Hey, have you ever tried that green fairy stuff? You know, abstinence?
Atlanta, Georgia
Office grunt: My grandfather used to exfoliate with Comet.
Buckhead Loop
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: OMG
Co-worker #1: Your brain still not working?
Co-worker #2: Not so much.
Co-worker #3: Mine’s not really working either.
Co-worker #1: Mine’s working, it just keeps timing out.
659 Mimosa Boulevard
Roswell, Georgia
Co-Worker: Okay, on the spreadsheet we need the city and postal codes for all of your employees in the Netherlands.
Client: Uh, there’s none on file. We just send to “the Netherlands.”
3600 Mansell Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: jenny from the block
