Office worker #1: Do we need to talk about how to handle a psychiatric emergency with her?
Office worker #2: If it happens, I'm shutting my door on her crazy ass.
Atlanta, Georgia
Office worker #1: Do we need to talk about how to handle a psychiatric emergency with her?
Office worker #2: If it happens, I'm shutting my door on her crazy ass.
Atlanta, Georgia
Leader of conference call: Sorry, please forgive me as I shove something with protein in my mouth…
Coworker, off the call: That's what she said!
Atlanta, Georgia
Cube rat to another: I don't want to play your stupid game, I just want the purple monkey!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Sales guy to another: Hey, have you ever tried that green fairy stuff? You know, abstinence?
Atlanta, Georgia
Office grunt: My grandfather used to exfoliate with Comet.
Buckhead Loop
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: OMG
Co-worker #1: Your brain still not working?
Co-worker #2: Not so much.
Co-worker #3: Mine’s not really working either.
Co-worker #1: Mine’s working, it just keeps timing out.
659 Mimosa Boulevard
Roswell, Georgia
Co-Worker: Okay, on the spreadsheet we need the city and postal codes for all of your employees in the Netherlands.
Client: Uh, there’s none on file. We just send to “the Netherlands.”
3600 Mansell Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: jenny from the block
Boss: Why do you have a new BlackBerry?
Salesperson: Because I am awesome.
Boss: You don't even know how to use it, do you?
Salesperson: Uh… No.
Augusta, Georgia
Suburban housewife: So, then she explained to me what a Brazilian wax was, and I was like, ‘I don’t know…’
Salon
Dunwoody, Georgia
Overheard by: Ang
Coworker returning from restroom: There's joy in the men's room.
Macon, Georgia
