Coworker: Treat yourself and your vag — get a pap.
Austin, Texas
Coworker: Treat yourself and your vag — get a pap.
Austin, Texas
Employee #1: So, if it’s 7:11 now, and I have a 30 minute break, what time do I have to be back?
Employee #2: Uh, 7:41.
Employee #1: How did you figure that out so fast?
Huron Road
Cleveland, Ohio
Paralegal: Well, Montreal is technically in America.
Design Center Place
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: umm … really?
Milfy secretary: James*, do you do your own laundry?
Sales rep: Well, I live alone, so… yeah.
Milfy secretary: You can't just leave your clothes in the washing machine, you need to put them in the dryer right away. You need a girlfriend, she would explain these things to you.
Sales rep: I mean, I don't leave it for a long…
Milfy secretary: You smell, James!
Female sales rep: Oh, thank god you said something, I just thought it was a really bad cologne he was trying.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Clueless VP, whispering right after lightbulb has exploded: What does it mean?
Park Avenue
New York City, New York
Middle-aged IT employee: So you do want to go down, don't you, Ben*?
Coworker: I'll keep you company.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Overheard by: Inapprobable
Coworker to boss: What were we talking about? Oh yeah, multitasking!
Houston, Texas
Health care counselor, advising another about a caller: Well, unless he has AIDS or MS, he’s out of luck.
Metrocenter Boulevard
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: happyhealthworker
Supervisor: I wonder if we could get her to move back here. What's keeping her in Austin?
Worker: She has a boyfriend.
Supervisor: Come on! You can get dick anywhere!
Dallas, Texas
Coworker #1: I've got a velvet shirt. Actually, it's velour.
Coworker #2: What the fuck? Either way, who owns a velvet or velour shirt?
Coworker #1: I celebrate all fabrics.
International Place
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: like velour too
