Much Like the Wash, Their Friendship Goes in Cycles

Milfy secretary: James*, do you do your own laundry?
Sales rep: Well, I live alone, so… yeah.
Milfy secretary: You can't just leave your clothes in the washing machine, you need to put them in the dryer right away. You need a girlfriend, she would explain these things to you.
Sales rep: I mean, I don't leave it for a long…
Milfy secretary: You smell, James!
Female sales rep: Oh, thank god you said something, I just thought it was a really bad cologne he was trying.

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