Male coworker: Sigh… You can't just do it for free! What's wrong with you?! If you have to ask them for money first, then do it!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: WD40
Male coworker: Sigh… You can't just do it for free! What's wrong with you?! If you have to ask them for money first, then do it!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: WD40
Lady in elevator: Well, I operated on my eye again. I looked in the mirror and saw another big white thing so I got the needle and the lighter. This time it went pop and all the stuff went into my eye. I was thinking: “Now I’ll get staph!”
Century Place
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: delworthio
VP of sales: I didn't want to squeeze his nuts too hard!
Sales guy: Yeah, I know.
Tampa Bay, Florida
Barista: Would you like this brownie heated up?
Brownie man: I like my brownies like I like my women.
Barista: Dark and covered in chocolate?
Coffee shop
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: agrees with him
Female: "that man is more confused than a twelve-year-old on her first period."
100 Block, Main St., Ottawa
Female staff to male design teacher: Dang! You actually look like a teacher today! Who knew?!
Texas State University
San Marcos, Texas
Overheard by: Spizzy
Angry coworker: Damn! The bossman makes me so mad, I gotta go home and shoot some heroin!
Burbank, California
Overheard by: hooya
i don't appreciate you putting things in my toilet.
Connecticut
Mom to son: Once again, she wasn’t stabbing you!
Exiting Doctor’s Office
Campbell, California
Overheard by: Sami
Middle aged male boss: Eat these last two donuts.
Attractive female peon: 70% of how you look is what you eat, and I don't want donuts on my butt.
Middle aged male boss: I think she just called me donut-hips.
Columbia, South Carolina
