Insurance department boss: A death claim is better than a long-term injury.
Merchant Street
Honolulu, Hawaii
Insurance department boss: A death claim is better than a long-term injury.
Merchant Street
Honolulu, Hawaii
Ditzy girl: You shouldn't hold in a sneeze it's dangerous! Your head will explode. Google it I know it's true.
282 Convair Ave Chico, CA
Coworker #1 (talking about the newly designed official computer desktop wallpapers): I don’t like the word “zero” in the wallpaper. It’s like such a negative number!
Coworker #2: It’s not negative if it’s used in a positive way.
Shubhada Building
Mumbai
India
Overheard by: M
Employee #1: We can't have two people named jenn on our team! People will get confused as to who is assisting them.
Employee #2: Well, what should we call them then?
Employee #3/jenn: What if we just go by young jenn and old jenn?
Employee #4/jenn: I don't want to be known as old jenn! How about big jenn and tiny jenn.
Employee #3/jenn: It dosen't really matter to me.
Employee #2: Big jenn kind of reminds me of big ben. Are you going to start talking in a british accent?
Employlee #4/jenn: Oh good heavens, no! What if we just go by tj for tiny jenn and bj for… Oh. Um… Maybe I'm okay with old jenn after all.
Employee #3/jenn: [uncontrollable laughter].
Employee #2: I don't get it.
Employee #1: On that note, I think our clients can just get over it… Jenn and jenn it is!
Lincoln, NE
Overheard by: Ohwow
Worker #1: Hey! What’s up? Everything fine or what?
Worker #2: Should I tell you the truth or just say fine?
Industrial Zone 2
Venezuela
Desk rat: Oh… We’re out of coffee. (pause) I would rather kill everyone in this building than make a new batch.
(everyone turns to stare)
Desk rat: What? I didn’t say anything that you weren’t all thinking.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Ren
Boss to office: Is speed metal appropriate to listen to at work? Quietly?
Manhattan, New York
Front desk #1: Isn't this baby cute?
Front desk #2: Aww.
Front desk #1: Yeah. I keep sending either cute babies or cute puppies to my boyfriend. He needs to decide which one we will get.
San Diego, California
Senior techie: I can?t believe no one else watched the program about the midget last night. Tsk!
Techie: Nah, I was busy watching the one about the trannies.
Berkshire
England
Male cube jockey: It seems to be a lot wider when you go up north; down here it just seems so tight.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
