Female voice from bathroom stall: Ah man, I got my earring in the wrong hole!
N. Classen
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: oh really
Female voice from bathroom stall: Ah man, I got my earring in the wrong hole!
N. Classen
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: oh really
Office worker to colleague: Hey, is it okay to put tinfoil in the microwave?
Office manager, from the kitchen: Fire!
Northern Canadia
My manager on the letters he recieved on his myers bridd test: "that's just my p-ness coming out"
Market St, San Francisco
Customer service: Thank you for calling us, how can I help you?
Patriotic driver: I have a question about my policy.
Customer service: Alright, I'd be happy to answer that for you. Is this a personal or commercial policy?
Patriotic driver: American.
Customer service: Ooooookay, let's start with your policy number.
Richmond, Virginia
Waitress to customer: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: We've never been to Moab before, so we don't know what we want to drink.
Restaurant
Moab, Utah
Mail teller: You’ll need to call 1-800-USPS. Wait. That doesn’t sound right. It must be 1-800-USPS though.
Customer: Okay. Thanks!
Post Office
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: How many digits in a phone number?
Coworker #1: Do you know what sets us apart from all other human species?
Coworker #2: Ah… what is that?
Coworker #1: Paper clips. See this paper clip in my hand. Monkey's don't have these.
Twin Cities, Minnesota
Coworker on James Carville: I love Carville. I took a leak with him at a wedding.
Los Angeles, California
Female coworker: I've never unlocked my car with my butt, I don't give a damn how big it is.
Raleigh, NC
Girl #1: Hey, when is that festival?
Girl #2: I think it’s sometime in the beginning of May?
Girl #1: We should totally go.
Girl #2: Yes… It will be fun, we can run over pedestrians like your mom did that one time.
Girl #1: Oh yeah! I forgot about that…
Girl #2: Haha, she just kept driving.
Greene Turtle, Main Street
Bel Air, Maryland
Overheard by: GlynnisO
