COO: And the first thing I did was get rid of all the prostitutes.
Newton Centre, Massachusetts
COO: And the first thing I did was get rid of all the prostitutes.
Newton Centre, Massachusetts
Boss on phone: The Farmers’ market? Oh right. They have food there.
Center City
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: DyingMentally
Boss to underling: What happened to the side of your head?
Holland, Michigan
Receptionist on phone: He had to be ranked in the top three best boy kitties! (pause) It was intense and we didn't get home until 11pm!
Springfield, Massachusetts
Coworker #1: I wish my Chinese food would just get here already!
Coworker #2: Seriously, it's been like three minutes since you called. If you are expecting something that fast you are going to be disappointed because ninjas are *Japanese*!
Queens, New York
Customer, after waiting in reception for someone to help him: Hello, is anyone there?
Receptionist to coworker #1: They can wait a minute. It's not my job to sit there and help people when *they* want to come in.
Coworker #2, under her breath: Actually, it is.
Coworker #1, after receptionist rolls her eyes and leaves: What does she think we pay her to do?
Provo, Utah
Assistant: I heard you told someone in the office that we're all on medication here. I take offense to that. I'm not on medication.
Boss: You should be. It gets you through the day so much easier.
Connecticut
CSR to coworker: Sorry, too much head today. (pause) I mean, too much in my head today.
Ontario
Canadia
Excited colleague: … So it came out like diarrhea!
452 5th Avenue
New York, New York
