At Our Company, We Give Customer Service a Whole New Meaning

CSR: Can I hold you for a moment? Thanks.

Sudbury, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Stace

Posted on November 11, 2019
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You’re Less Fun Every Time I Talk to You

Co-worker #1: Man! Sasha* is on the phone every time I go over there to talk to her.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, you’re right! She is! You know who else is on the phone a lot? Latoya*.
Co-worker #1: … She’s the receptionist…

Tysons Corner, Virginia

Posted on November 1, 2019
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Default, Dumb Employees, Friends, General Idiocy, On the phone, Places, Retail, Virginia

Time to Consult the Oracle?

Office West Virginian: I need more samples! Does anyone know when Bill is making more samples?!
Office wise guy: Uh, Bill, maybe?
Office West Virginian: No, I already asked him and he doesn’t know.

W. Market Street
Greensboro, North Carolina

Posted on October 31, 2019
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Laxative Abuse Is Endemic to Connecticut

Sales guy in restroom: You know, if you really want to have fun take the blue pill now.

Darien, Connecticut

Overheard by: is this the matrix or a viagra commercial?

Posted on October 31, 2019
Advice, Connecticut, Default, Sales, Substance Use & Abuse

“Hi, I'm Gonorrhea, and I'll Be Your Server Tonight”

Tech support: How does one associate a VD with a thin client?

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2019
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You'll Change Your Tune When You See It Screw.

CTO: Hey, what are you doing?
Female working on office chair with power screwdriver: Trying to prove I don't need a man. So far, I'm succeeding.
CTO: Totally wrong power tool for that.

Los Angeles, California