Girl #1: Do you like Carly Simon?
Girl #2: I don’t know what that is.
Canal and Broadway
New York City, New York
Auditor: I am a man! I have chest hair!
46th St & 3rd Ave
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Auditor #2
Supervisor: Go pick the hooks up off the floor.
Coworker: I'm not picking no hooks up! I'm not a hooker!
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: -hannah
Suit to intern: Why don't you have your boyfriend dig you out?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Law firm lady #1: What state is DC in? Virginia or Maryland?
Law firm lady #2: Well, it's its own state; just put 'DC' as the state.
Law firm lady #1: Okay, thanks. But, was DC ever a state at one point? I know like some people there still want to be part of the confederacy or something.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jimmy
Customer pays with credit card featuring bear logo.
Employee, very curious: Oh, do you like bears?! [Customer looks quizzical while another employee laughs hysterically.]
Omaha, Nebraska
28-year-old intern: How do you spell your last name?
22-year-old intern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” only with an “e”.
28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?
22-year-old intern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I suppose “Town” would work too. I never thought of that.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Coworker to another: She's nice, but she's very German.
London
England
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Young engineer leaving meeting: So what exactly is a cluster fuck? Some kind of orgy?
Woodland Hills, CA
Overheard by: OldEngineer
Older white boss, whispering angrily to female employees: Nobody fucks with my hos…
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: One of the ho’s (apparently)
