Tall employee at urinal: Hey, you know the cool thing about being tall? I can look over the divider.
Short employee at urinal: (silence)
Tall employee: Hey, little buddy!
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Tall employee at urinal: Hey, you know the cool thing about being tall? I can look over the divider.
Short employee at urinal: (silence)
Tall employee: Hey, little buddy!
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Cube dweller #1 (also a Pastor): I’ve always wanted to write a book and call it “Pratfalls in the Pulpit”.
Cube dweller #2: “Crap Falls in your Pocket?”
Cube dweller #1: Well, that’s appropriate, too.
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Tuna
Smart girl: Okay, that guy was nice but really kind of creepy.
Girl: Yeah, but he seemed harmless enough.
Smart girl: Sure, but so did Ted Bundy.
Girl: Oh I love that guy!
Smart girl: Wait… what?
Girl: He's the one on Married with Children, right?
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: glad my gf is the smart one
Admin assistant to coworker after boss walks past: Excessive boobage isn't on my to-do list today…
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: at least they're perky
Interviewer: Did you make these with your hands?
Teen Girl: Yeah, I made all these with my hands, these and lots of other asexaries.
Yerevan
Armenia
Overheard by: Narek Markarian
Director of operations: I could get paid a lot of money to put a dildo in my ass, and then I’d be walking around with a dildo in my ass, but that would be lame too.
Elkton Road
Newark, Delaware
Female employee, eying trim around door: That would make an excellent shank.
Point Comfort, Texas
Overheard by: Stay Out of My Office!
Woman:"bolt is sooo annoying."
(referring to usain bolt.).
2727 W. Good Hope Rd, Glendale WI
<b>president:</b> you sure he's going to start hauling?
<b>vp:</b> yeah, his authority is pending, he's checking on that today.
<b>pres:</b> you believe everything men tell you?
<b>vp:</b> if I did, I'd have five kids and no daddies.
</b>pres:</b> all that means is you know how birth control works.
<b>vp:</b> or I don't believe guys who tell me they've had a vasectomy.
<b>pres:</b> guys lie about that?
<b>vp:</b> uh… Yeah…
<b>pres:</b> oh… I had a vasectomy, you know.
Fort Mill, SC
Sales manager: Oh, no… I’m not laughing at orphans, I’m laughing at old demented people.
Eagle Street, Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: Clerk Peon
