Office manager, calling out to boss: Do I have to take the diversity training if I am married to a black guy?
Viking Drive
Eden Prarie, Minnesota
Overheard by: I wouldn’t think so
Office manager, calling out to boss: Do I have to take the diversity training if I am married to a black guy?
Viking Drive
Eden Prarie, Minnesota
Overheard by: I wouldn’t think so
Entry level peon: What I need is a lackey to follow me around and do stuff for me when I tell them to.
Manager: Listen honey, I hate to tell you this, but you are the lackey.
Argentia Road
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: Nobody’s bitch
Minion #1: Do you have any chocolate?
Minion #2: Nope…I have beef chunks.
Minion #1: Uhhhhh…
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Virginia
Employee#1: I will bring you gals some ding-dongs or something.
Employee#2: Ding-dongs always make a girl happy!!
Somewhere in Oregon
Writer #1 on conference call: Man, I can hear that douchebag on the other end.
Writer #2: And I can smell his failure from here.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
62 year-old coworker at her desk: I can't use this! I need nine inches!
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Nick T.
Employee working on ad for customer: It says here that this sale won’t be repeated. But down in the corner, it says ‘Third annual.’
Ludlow Street
Dayton, Ohio
Overheard by: Chuckling To Myself
Peon: Rice belly would jiggle. Beer belly would, like, wobble hard.
King Street East
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Thank you, sensei
Coworker, describing document submitted to him: It's like a technical description of masturbation, without the finish.
Washington, DC
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Candidate: Knowing things. Like, knowing knowledge about everything.
Miller Avenue
Fontana, California
