"donna summer's died."
"who?"
"donna summer."
"oh no! That's terrible. I love that song."
Camden Town, London, UK
"donna summer's died."
"who?"
"donna summer."
"oh no! That's terrible. I love that song."
Camden Town, London, UK
Grunt #1: How much do you think a golf ball weighs?
Grunt #2: Over a pound, easy.
125 Corporate Office Center
Earth City, Missouri
Overheard by: Matt
Customer: Why did my policy cancel?
Secretary: For non-payment, sir.
Customer: But I never got a bill.
Secretary: You mean, the one you handed me when you walked in with a due date of January 30th*?
Customer: Yes, that bill.
Secretary: It wouldn’t have canceled if you had paid this bill, sir.
Customer: Well, I’m not going to renew that policy, then…
Secretary: There is nothing to renew, sir — it canceled for non-payment!
977 Yadkinville Road
Mocksville, North Carolina
Overheard by: Karen
Co-worker #1: Oh my god, girl scout cookies should so be illegal.
Co-worker #2: Yes…I have five boxes on my desk as we speak!
Co-worker #1: At least with crack you lose a lot of weight.
Wichita, Kansas
Office lady, answering phone: Hi… Do you want me to come by and say hi?
(hangs up and leaves desk, returns in five minutes)
Office lady, answering phone again: Hi. Okay, sorry… Do you want me to come by and say sorry? Okay.
(hangs up and leaves desk)
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: someonesavemeplease
Co-worker, complaining about his chapped lips: These chapped lips really suck big dick.
The Arboretum
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: El Gato
Coworker #1: Hey, you're going to be late for your meeting!
Coworker #2, disappointed: Ohhhhh… bum-sex.
IT Office
Cheshire
England
Customer service rep: ABC* client. is being special again.
Sales manager: I want to start a drinking game where I do a shot every time Sue* calls one of our clients “special.”
Accounting rep: You'd be sooooo drunk.
Sales manager: I would die.
Fort Mill, South Carolina
Boss: There is no “i” in “team.”
Employee: But there is a “me.” Yay! Let's hear it for meeeeee!
Indianapolis, Indiana
