“Aerobic Exercise,” to a Midwesterner

Office lady, answering phone: Hi… Do you want me to come by and say hi?
(hangs up and leaves desk, returns in five minutes)
Office lady, answering phone again: Hi. Okay, sorry… Do you want me to come by and say sorry? Okay.
(hangs up and leaves desk)

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: someonesavemeplease