Lady cube rat: I like sucking bones.
Male cube rat: I know! I said, ‘Come on, Chris, suck that bone!’ We all laughed.
Lady cube rat: The marrow is the best part.
1771 North Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: I still don’t want to know
Lady cube rat: I like sucking bones.
Male cube rat: I know! I said, ‘Come on, Chris, suck that bone!’ We all laughed.
Lady cube rat: The marrow is the best part.
1771 North Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: I still don’t want to know
Female lawyer on phone with client laughing loudly: He stole my weiner.
Law Office
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: tinkerbella
Coworker #1: So I heard Silverman, Bernstein and Shaprio are coming in here tomorrow for a meeting. Are you going to be in on that meeting?
Coworker #2: No, I don't think so. Why?
Coworker #1: Well, they are your people, aren't they? You could just wear your little hat and that would seal the deal. No?
Coworker #2: My people? Huh?
Coworker #1: Yeah, your people. Y'know, they are… crap! What are they? They are Jews, but not. What's that word you Jews use to describe yourselves?
Coworker #2: Jewish?
Coworker #1: No, that's not it. Goy! That's it!
Coworker #2: Umm… that refers to someone who's not Jewish.
Coworker #1: Oh. So you Jews don't have a derogatory slang word you use to refer to yourselves? (pause) Damn!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Intern: Please, do not put me in a transparent coffin.
Manhattan, New York
Sales guy #1: I’m worried about the primaries. I mean, if Obama runs, I would vote for him over the Republicans.
Sales guy #2: Sure.
Sales guy #1: If Hillary runs, I would vote for Satan over her.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Editor: I think I saw a time traveler on the side of the road this morning.
Assistant: The morlocks got him.
Baltimore, MD
Hot office chick: I look like I smell like fish sticks.
LaGrange, Georgia
Overheard by: Hallway Skank Monitor
Intern #1, walking into conference room: Oh my god. I just farted. I'm really sorry, you guys. But it's gonna smell. I apologize. I'm really sorry.
Intern #2: (begins folding at a rapid pace)
Intern #3: (beings looking back and forth between intern #2 and Intern #4)
Intern #4: (drops letters and sits in silence)
Washington, DC
Overheard by: holdin my breath until 4:45
Assistant: They’ve already designed the corn maze for a Lewis & Clark theme.
Account executive: Why did they choose Superman?
Assistant: [Stumped silence.]
Thomas Street
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Pants
Coworker #1: [taking on the phone.]Coworker #2: Do you sleep in a butter dish or something?
Coworker #1: [continues talking on the phone.]
Houston, Texas
