Intern #1, walking into conference room: Oh my god. I just farted. I'm really sorry, you guys. But it's gonna smell. I apologize. I'm really sorry.
Intern #2: (begins folding at a rapid pace)
Intern #3: (beings looking back and forth between intern #2 and Intern #4)
Intern #4: (drops letters and sits in silence)
Washington, DC
Overheard by: holdin my breath until 4:45
