Female ex-employee stepping out the door after an office visit: Alright, I gotta go get a muffin. All that's in my stomach right now is Prozac and birth control.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Michelle
Female ex-employee stepping out the door after an office visit: Alright, I gotta go get a muffin. All that's in my stomach right now is Prozac and birth control.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Michelle
Caller, after lengthy pause: Sorry, I’m just unplugging the computer.
Tech support: That’s ok. I just pretend I’m getting one of those heavy breathing calls.
Memphis, Tennessee
Male coworker: People know "sexual healing," nobody's offended. Some people need sexual healing.
Raleigh, NC
Worker: I felt like you were undressing me with your eyes and re-dressing me in office casual!
Carrol Avenue
Takoma Park, Maryland
Man, shouting at secretary: No! You will take this to the bank, then you’ll pick up my coffee, then you can go in to recovery!
Victoria Parade, East Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Kate
Male coworker, singing to the tune of Girls on Film: Girls on girls!… Girls on girls.
Female coworker: What are you singing?!
Male coworker: It's that Duran Duran song…Girls on Girls
Government Office
Washington, DC
Coworker to another: When can I have a crap-let named after me?
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Victor Ponelis
Social worker on the phone: No sir, the hospital does not offer financial assistance for penile prosthesis. Well, have you spoken with Dr. Wang in the erectile dysfunction clinic?
Holcombe & Bertner
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Just the Secretary
<b>president:</b> when is your birthday again?
<b>vp:</b> sunday.
<b>president:</b> you coming in monday?
<b>vp:</b> oh, I'll be here, I'll just probably be asleep under my desk. Possibly in a pool of vomit.
Fort Mill, SC
Guy: "south america is like a cleaner, richer, nicer version of india"
Indian coworker: …
Sunshine Suites NoHo
