Male coworker: I'm real good with women. Women love me. I can handle a woman.
Female coworker: Okay…
Male coworker: But, you know, now that I think about it… Every time I've ever been stabbed has been because of a woman.
Female coworker: Okay… Well, that's… Okay.
Washington, DC
Gallery owner: Okay, so let's just see how many of these images we have. One… two… (long pause, staring at a slide)
Assistant: Three?
Owner: Three.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Grace
Worker #1: What's up wit dat new chick, the one haulin' dirt, she Korean?
Worker #2: Naw, she's Native American.
Worker #1: Dat's hot yo, I wonder what Indian pussy taste like?
Worker #2: (long pause) Maize?
WTC Memorial Site
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Bob
Drone on cell: Yeah, the trial is tomorrow… Well, he figured if he was going to prison for a rape he did not do, the state owed him a freebie.
Overland Park, Kansas
Boss on phone: Right, he just became country manager for Slovakia. I think that's the former Yugoslavia.
Troy, Michigan
Lawyer #1: I have a buddy who wears a surgical mask when he flies.
Lawyer #2: That’s crazy.
Lawyer #1: No it’s not.
Lawyer #3: Wait. That’s not crazy, but I’m crazy for not shaking your hand after you put it down your pants?
Lawyer #1: My hand was outside my underwear!
Constitution Avenue
Washington, DC
Confused blonde receptionist to office staff, attempting to transfer phone calls: What's your number?
Female staff #1: 1.
Female staff #2: 666.
Male staff: 0414 555 555.
Brisbane
Australia
Office assistant: Do you want me to send out the “Save the Date” announcement?
Boss: Yes, thanks. That would be helpful.
Office assistant: No problem! I’m happy to spread your STD around!
Boss: [Blank stare.]Office assistant: That sounded bad. But don’t worry… I’m sure no one heard me.
Point Street
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: I Thought This Was a Healthcare Company
Dispatcher: Don’t take it personally. You gave me the finger, I gave you the tongue.
Salt Lake, Utah
Loud coworker on phone: Well, it just says something about how this week is going. I can't even get the banana to work.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper
