Coworker on phone: You can't put all your eggs in one basket because your basket is like full.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker on phone: You can't put all your eggs in one basket because your basket is like full.
Manhattan, New York
Cable guy: We're going in existing boxes and if their boxes are crooked then there's really nothing we can do about it.
Galveston, TX
Office drone: Wow! My boss is angrier than a t-rex that just realized it can't masturbate!
Nashville, Tennessee
Suit: She really did look like the type of woman who would rub glue all over her face.
Washington, DC
i was baby jesus in my high school play.
San Francisco
Male employee: You already did that.
Female employee, shouting: No I didn't! (she starts slamming folders and papers down on the counter, then shoves male employee out of the way) Get out of my way! I'll do it myself! You just need to go home! You really do!
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Secretary #1: How was your mother's day?
Secretary #2: Oh, my mother is dead.
Secretary #1: I know. (hyena laugh)
Townsend St
San Francisco, California
Office guy to friend: And so like, my ass-bone hurts. So, I looked in the mirror, you know, to see if there was a bruise. Shit is nasty!
Germantown, Maryland
Overheard by: John
Boss: Our girl is interested in technology and will pay for it!
79 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Monkee
