Conductor #1: I found a purse back there, I'm taking it up front.
(walks through the cars)
Conductor #2 on PA: Attention passengers, if anyone has a pair of red high heels to match Alan's* new bag please see him in the first car.
MARC Train
Brunswick, Maryland
Exasperated coworker on phone: Shut up or sit down, mother foster!
Buffalo, New York
Angry sales rep: I hate how Amazon thinks it knows me.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Not Your Friend Either
(customer puts a nickel in the tip jar, walks away)
Barista, yelling after him: Oh thanks, man! That'll help me feed my six kids!
Los Angeles, California
Blonde: You know that map in her office?
Brunette: What about it?
Blonde: Well, it’s like so detailed. I can look at it and be like: “I live there!”
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Will you just shut up already?
Coworker #1: Why would he do that to that 62 year old?
Coworker #2: He's either got mental problems, or it was a gang initiation thing, or he just likes old clams.
Florence, Arizona
Overheard by: Noni Yerbiz
Tech #1: You're going to need to help Ann*.
Tech #2: What's wrong with Ann*?
Tech #1: Well, that's a subject for long, intense discussion… But I think she needs help with her computer.
Storrs, Connecticut
Overheard by: J.McC
Manager: You’re doing a very good job playing the game ‘Stump the Louis*.’
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: It’s a pretty easy game
Penny stock broker on phone: "she was pretty hot, but she didn't want anything to do with me… Then I figured out that the place was for koreans only, and they don't want anyone else there"
450 7th Ave. NYC
