President to a client on the phone: He's a business guy, he knows about penetration. He really knows how to go deep.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Too Much Information
President to a client on the phone: He's a business guy, he knows about penetration. He really knows how to go deep.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Too Much Information
IT worker : They’re great for smuggling midgets across the border.
Richmond, Virginia
Grunt #1: How you doin’ today, Paul*?
Grunt #2: Flying. Flying high today.
Grunt #1: Too many pills?
Grunt #2: Yep. They make you pee.
North Meridian Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Office ditz: How do my files keep getting deleted?
IT guy, with gentle, sympathetic voice: Well… Most of the time it is some person accidentally deleting them.
Office ditz: But the only people who have access to the folder are Larry* and me.
IT guy: Well… Uh…
Office ditz: Is it possible that maybe my computer is overheating and deleting them? Or that I've got too much stuff in my personal folder? Do I need to delete some stuff?
IT guy: No, that's not how these things happen… Usually someone accidentally deletes them, or maybe saves them in the wrong folder or with the wrong name.
Office ditz: I just don't understand how these things keep happening.
Edmond, Oklahoma
"yeah, so, he told me we couldn't do transfers locally, liability reasons, blah blah blah… He really read me the fifth amendment on that one."
West Lebanon, NH
Coworker #1: You need to get a contractor to do these repairs.
Coworker #2: How about Greg?
Coworker #1: Is he the one with the lazy eye?
Coworker #2: How should I know, I never met him!
Coworker #1: Yeah, that's him. Don't call him. He has a bad aura.
Coworker #2: How about rob?
Coworker #1: Who's that?
Coworker #2: The guy with one leg.
Guest in waiting room: You have a one-legged contractor?!
Scarsdale, New York
Coworker about manager: What would I even say to him? Let's have sex again?
6th Avenue
New York City, New York
Man to cubicle neighbor: Do you have a compass?
Cubicle neighbor: Where are you trying to get to?
Jeffersonville, Indiana
Brit at end of conference call: I’m so glad I don’t have to hear that bloody cow anymore.
Large chick: Uh…I’m still here and heard that.
Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mad Phat Pat
CSR to facilities manager: That new air conditioner makes it smell like cucumbers or watermelon back there!
Alpharetta,Georgia
