Employee: My DVD drive doesn't work anymore.
Boss: On your computer?
Tech Support: No, on his fucking toaster.
Orinda, California
Employee: My DVD drive doesn't work anymore.
Boss: On your computer?
Tech Support: No, on his fucking toaster.
Orinda, California
CSR: Okay, and what’s the address?
Customer: 123* A Street.
CSR: Okay, and which street is that on?
Customer: A Street.
CSR: I understand that you live on a street, sir, but I need to know which one.
1001 Roeder Avenue
Bellingham, Washington
Coworker #1: No harm, no foul.
Coworker #2: I've never heard that expression… Is it from basketball?
Coworker #3: It's Shakespeare!
Law Library
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Female drone: Today sucks.
Male drone: That busy, or just sucks like any other day?
Female drone: Busy and we're short people.
Male drone: You can't use your height as an excuse.
Irvine, California
Overheard by: TravisPeriod
Boss: Jamie Lynn Spears?
Worker: No! Jamie Lynn DiScala. Meadow from The Sopranos.
Boss: Omg, I saw her when I was getting pregnant!
Park Ave
New York City, New York
Cubicle-dweller: I am a dragon!
Rocky Hill, Connecticut
Engineer #1: Why does this work and the other one doesn't?
Engineer #2: Because they told us to do something stupid and we did it!
Washington D.C.
Overheard by: TyranosaurusBex
Operations manager: What are some of your goals?
New hire: I want to have babies!
Operations manager: Ok… Do you have any goals in regards to your future with our company?
New hire: Sure, I want to do my job right, but I was really just born to have babies.
Dallas Parkway
Dallas
Overheard by: Addy
Office chick #1: Hey, I like your shoes. Are they new?
Office chick #2: Thanks. I’ve had them for a while. I just haven’t been wearing them.
Office chick #1: They’re kind of low cut.
Office dude: Yeah, I can see a lot of arch. If this was the middle east, I’d totally be raping you right now.
Rancho Cordova, California
Overheard by: Good thing we’re in Cali.
Web editor: I would think that michael jordan's castle would be pretty airtight.
Austin, TX
