Overwhelmed colleague: This water stuff is insane!!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Overwhelmed colleague: This water stuff is insane!!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Supervisor: I drew his foot, but it looks like a penis.
473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon
Customer: I need to get a dozen and a half, mixed.
Clerk, counting on her day-glo orange fingernails: It’d be cheaper if you got 18.
Customer: What’s the difference?
Clerk: ten cents.
Smirking customer: Ok, I’ll take 18.
Dunkin’ Donuts
Columbia, South Carolina
Overheard by: are u kidding me?
1: Did you watch the state of the union last night?
2: No, but I'm sure rush limbaugh will tell me what he said later.
Colorado Springs, CO
Admin chick: Here's a fan for your office.
PhD Chick: What's this for? To like cool me off?
Baltimore, Maryland
Female coworker at fax, after small dead bug drops out of machine: Look at this. Harrisburg is faxing us their bugs. I'll fax it right back to them.
Coworker, sarcastically: Yeah, next thing you know they'll be faxing their cows to us.
Female coworker: Yeah.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Shipjumper
Blonde mom returning to the workforce: Can you help me send a fax?
Office coworker: Sure, what do you need help with?
Mom: Well, I need to send out this fax, but I also need to keep a copy of it, how do I do that?
Northwestern Highway
Southfield, Michigan
are you guys doing shots of mountain dew?
Milwaukee, WI
Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s umbilical cord so it could save his life or something later.
Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the fluid out of the umbilical cord?
Male coworker: Orrr they could just put the stuff in the freezer.
3111 S. Range Line Road
Joplin, Missouri
Young clerk in doctor's office: That woman has problems with her androids… I mean, fibroids.
Ventura, California
