Crazies

Writer muttering to himself: Do I have the hiccups? Do I actually have the hiccups? Is that actually what’s happening to me?

Renton, Washington

Crazy coworker: I like to think that when we die, we don't go to heaven but we go to our favorite decade.

Government Office
Washington, DC

Woman across the hall: You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail.

3811 O’Hara Street
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Receptionist guy: Ohhh, it’s in the park!
Guest: Huh?
Receptionist guy: I’m addressing myself. I just chose you as the object I’m projecting upon.

454 W. 16th Street
New York, NY

Co-worker: Every time I board an airplane nowadays, I look around and figure out who I’m going to eat if we crash.

115 Perimeter Center Place NE
Atlanta, Georgia

Baby mama to friend: These little boy clothes is so cute! If I have a boy I am going to name him D’jon, ’cause I love mustard!

Baby Gap
Towson, Maryland

Coworker #1: (mumbles)
Coworker #2: Hah?
Coworker #1: Hah? Oh, I am just talking to myself.
Coworker #2: Oh. As long as you are not answering yourself.
Coworker #1: I do! I don't want to be rude!

Manhattan, New York

Peon: It still wouldn’t look like soup to me, even if the dog was swirly.

143 South Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Cabbie yelling out window to guy who cut him off: Your mother is a puta! Your mother is a puta! Your mother is a puta! Your mother is a puta! [Gets out at red light, walks to offender’s car, points his butt at and simulates farting on the car, then gets back into cab and yells out window again.] You have no pee-pee! You have no pee-pee! You have no pee-pee! You have no pee-pee!

Outside White Plains train station
New York

Overheard by: ccampoll

Office girl in stall: Fuck this! Fuck you, uterus! I’ll kick your ass!

16th Street
Tempe, Arizona