Cubicle dweller: Wow, my mom sent me a fruit basket for my birthday. It has exotic fruits, like apples!
Littleton, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Hoping for some exotic bananas
Cubicle dweller: Wow, my mom sent me a fruit basket for my birthday. It has exotic fruits, like apples!
Littleton, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Hoping for some exotic bananas
Coworker #1: What's 14 days from today?
Coworker #2: Two weeks.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker #1: So my wife decided to start doing yoga. Now she wants to join a yoga studio.
Coworker #2: Isn't she already a member of Life Time Fitness?
Coworker #1: Yes, but they don't have hot yoga there.
Coworker #2: Ah. Is that like yoga for just hot people?
Denver, Colorado
Cube dweller: Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies.
Fountain Valley, California
Overheard by: TravisPeriod
Cubicle dweller #1: Do any animals eat humans?
Cubicle dweller #2: Uh, lets see… What does a koala eat?
Washington, DC
Peon #1: Is “data warehouse” one or two words?
Peon #2: One.
Texas
Office drone to another: I learn something new from John every day. I forget what he said now, but I can repeat it right after he says it!
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Coworker: The word “aural” just doesn't feel right in my mouth.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Trying not to be sent to HR
Coworker on speakerphone: He tried to put it in today, but he can't get it in the hole.
Boss: Didn't we give him dimensions, Chuck?
Coworker: Yes, we did, but they were too big.
Boss: Let's make a template!
South Carolina
Overheard by: AlyssaFaith
Older rep approaching retirement to 30-something coworker: You have to tease it to get it to start squirting.
Manhattan, New York
