Secretary to assistant: Yeah, I went through my lesbian phase, but I could never go back to women ’cause I like giving blowjobs too much!
4400 Burnet Road
Austin, Texas
Secretary to assistant: Yeah, I went through my lesbian phase, but I could never go back to women ’cause I like giving blowjobs too much!
4400 Burnet Road
Austin, Texas
Colleague: How long do you think you'll be?
Female colleague: We've just gotta pick up our balls and then we'll come back.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Particularly unattractive coworker to the room: How do you spell “ugly”?
Medfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Y…O…
Cube drone #1: Hey, Mike.
Cube drone #2: Yup?
Cube drone #1: How's it going?
Cube drone #2: Okay.
Cube drone #1: That project coming along okay?
Cube drone #2: Nope.
(silence)
Cube drone #1: You want to talk about it?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kitty
Male coworker: I have a very lickable hand.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Worker #1: It's cold out.
Worker #2: Yeah, it's like having half a cup of coffee thrown in your face…but cold.
Worker #1: That's the worst analogy ever.
14th Street
Arlington, Virginia
Grunt: Can I get those itineraries?
Agent: No, life’s a bitch.
Grunt: Life’s what you make of it, not what it makes of you.
3675 Ruffin Road
San Diego, California
Preggers coworker: Call maintenance and tell them to get the air conditioning fixed! You tell them I’m pregnant and I’m in heat up here!
Front Road
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Neil Davall
Coworker #1: How was your trip?
Coworker #2: I ate guacamole.
Coworker #1: Oh! I love guacamole!
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: Crying Inside
