Cool manager: No genitalia sculptures on my desk this morning… Pretty good day.
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: Russ G
Cool manager: No genitalia sculptures on my desk this morning… Pretty good day.
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: Russ G
Coworker staring at beeping microwave: I heard you the first time, Fran.
220 West 3rd Street
Denver, Colorado
Cashier: Ma’am, you do realize there’s a fire ban in effect that includes charcoal grills?
Customer: Oh, I thought that was only for the locals.
City Market
Buena Vista, Colorado
Overheard by: One of the locals
CSR to another: I had a bad day at work the other day… I got a brain freeze from the margarita.
Greeley, Colorado
Newbie: I told you, I’m not brave enough to be a real waitress!
US-285
Conifer, Colorado
Boss to vendor on phone: So, if we take a dump, how long before you can analyze it?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: DB
Cashier: Wow, you’re pregnant!
Customer: Yep, that’s what they tell me.
Cashier: Well, it looks like you’re having a boy… or a girl. Definitely a boy or a girl.
Customer: Uh…
Grocery store
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Ryan
Blonde peon: Oooh, this song is so pretty! I love it.
Male coworker: What, the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’?
Blonde peon: No, the national anthem.
9055 East Mineral Circle
Centennial, Colorado
Overheard by: Aaron M Gomez
Teacher running in, glancing around wildly: Anyone got a lighter?
Preschool
Denver, Colorado
Attorney on phone: I don't ever want you to be afraid to clamp down on my boys.
Durango, Colorado
