Newbie: I told you, I’m not brave enough to be a real waitress!
US-285
Conifer, Colorado
Newbie: I told you, I’m not brave enough to be a real waitress!
US-285
Conifer, Colorado
Boss to vendor on phone: So, if we take a dump, how long before you can analyze it?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: DB
Cashier: Wow, you’re pregnant!
Customer: Yep, that’s what they tell me.
Cashier: Well, it looks like you’re having a boy… or a girl. Definitely a boy or a girl.
Customer: Uh…
Grocery store
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Ryan
Blonde peon: Oooh, this song is so pretty! I love it.
Male coworker: What, the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’?
Blonde peon: No, the national anthem.
9055 East Mineral Circle
Centennial, Colorado
Overheard by: Aaron M Gomez
Teacher running in, glancing around wildly: Anyone got a lighter?
Preschool
Denver, Colorado
Attorney on phone: I don't ever want you to be afraid to clamp down on my boys.
Durango, Colorado
Woman: Oh, I love that place!
Man: Wait, which place?
Woman: I don’t know, whatever place you were just talking about.
Laurel Street
Fort Collins, Colorado
Manager #1: Hey, how was your weekend?
Manager #2: It was good, didn't really do anything.
Manager #3, walking into the room: I really need to get a wig because of this shark problem.
Manager #1: Uh… what?
Manager #2: I know what we were talking about, but what the fuck are you on about?
Denver, Colorado
Elderly woman: Help me! Help me!
More elderly woman: What do you need?
Elderly woman: I need help!
More elderly woman: Then I can’t help you.
Pueblo, Colorado
Overheard by: WorkingForTheElderly
