…Or a Rousing Chorus Of “Matcha Matcha Man”

Coworker #1: This is Matcha.
Coworker #2: What's Matcha?
Coworker #1: It's tea.
Coworker #2: I feel like a tea bag…

Los Alamitos, California

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on March 6, 2021
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Drinking, Questions, Words

3PM Coffee Break

Employee: You know, I like working at a place where you can say
areola and not get in trouble.

163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper

Posted on March 1, 2021
California, Coworkers, Possible Sexual Harassment

That Means It Likes You

Student handing back professor evaluation: Sorry about the goo — it’s just from when my computer oozes, you know–
TA: –Your computer oozes? That doesn’t sound like a good thing…
Student: No, it only oozes when it’s hot!

1156 High Street
Santa Cruz, California

Posted on February 22, 2021
California, Students, Teachers, Technology

I Nodded Off During the Part About the Rain Forests

Gay drama teacher: We’re going to McDonald’s, did you want us to pick something up for you?
Hippie guitar teacher: No, I don’t eat there.
Gay drama teacher: Why, because of the movie Supersize Me?
Hippie guitar teacher: No, I stopped eating there ever since they started cutting down the rain forests to make room for more cow pastures for their meat.
Gay drama teacher: So… then, you don’t want McDonalds?

1311 E Katella Ave
Orange, California

Posted on January 21, 2021
California, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, School, Teachers

To Be Fair, Size Doesn't Matter If You Press All the Right Buttons.

Male coworker #1: I've got a Mac mini in my drawer if you want one.
Male coworker #2: That's what you say to all the ladies.
Female coworker: I'm not sure that would be very effective!

Berkeley, California