Manager of TV company: I like Val Kilmer but his rep can kiss both sides of my ass.
Burbank, California
Manager of TV company: I like Val Kilmer but his rep can kiss both sides of my ass.
Burbank, California
Office manager to female coworker: It doesn't matter what it looks like, as long as it's hard.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Oh no she didn't
Visitor: Excuse me, receptionist? Do you mind getting me some coffee?
VP of sales: I'm sorry, I'm not the receptionist.
Visitor: Oh, I'm sorry…you look just like one.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Steals your good pens…
Boss: Did you get the cream, Dana*?
Manager: Yes.
Boss: And the pants?
Manager: Uh uh!
Boss: Great, then I'm in business!
Oak Brook, Illinois
Overheard by: widgetoc
Manager: How dare my BlackBerry not know how to spell “transvestite?” That's just rude.
Berkeley Heights
New Jersey
Manager in hallway: Damn! I'm so sick of being a drug dealer!
Clear Lake, Iowa
Manager: I just lost my mind a little bit… Oh! Here it is!
Boston, Massachusetts
Manager to VP: Yep, that Chinese porn will get you every time!
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Roman
Manager to another: No Pants Tuesday. Think of how productive we would be without the confining feeling of slacks! You don't even have to wear dungarees, or as I like to call them, “dungs.”
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Andréa Cecil
Boss: You have to press the asserkist key. It's on top of the 8.
Nanaimo
BC
Canadia
